Database Proof Substratum: Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Octopuses Are Urbanists, Too

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Despite his name, Squidward Q. Tentacles—the grouchy neighbor of SpongeBob SquarePants in Nickelodeon’s long-running cartoon—isn’t a squid. He’s an octopus. (Allegedly, creator Stephen Hillenburg named him Squidward because “Octoward” sounded too weird.) On the show, Squidward lives inside a moai head at 122 Conch Street, next door to SpongeBob’s pineapple, in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.A sarcastic loner, he tries to avoid the relentlessly chipper sponge and his other neighbor, the slo...