Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Woodpeckers Drum to their Own Tune

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The length and spacing of woodpecker drum rolls varies enough to tell woodpeckers apart--which could be useful to conservation biologists. Christopher Intagliata reports. -- Read more on