Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Can Figure Skaters Master the Head-Spinning Physics of a Quintuple Jump?

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As recently as a few years ago, a quintuple jump seemed out of the question. Today? Not so much. Here's what it would take.