Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: There’s Some Dodgy Physics in Solo: A Star Wars Story

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Chewbacca is falling out of a moving train! Han rushes to save him! Turns out, ordinary physics would have saved him, too.