Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: What’s the Fastest 100 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

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History's best time, set by Usain Bolt, is 9.58 seconds. Depending on how you parse the data, he's either rather close—or worlds away—from the theoretical limit.