Database Proof Substratum: Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: What Would It Take to Shoot a Cannonball Into Orbit?

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We did the math on a famous thought experiment by Isaac Newton involving a very tall mountain, a wicked fast cannonball, and good old gravity.